Panda with guns/Nikola Tesla

It just came to my mind the quote of Nikola Tesla
'' Never trust twinkle in the eyes of the women! This is probably the light that penetrates through her hollow head.''
I do not know what it has to do with panda holding a gun in his hand, but it came to me, so what can you do. Tesla was widely seen as a lunatic, maniac who ‘’played'' with energy 10 times stronger than lightning. In the end he turned out to be one of the greatest visionaries, scientists, innovators of our time. The biggest, in my opinion, but what do I know about all this.
His whole life was devoted to science, and in more or less an unknown part of life ,he shaped the thinking in which we are all one, and that the soul is eternal, but also the body. A fascinating man with a fascinating reflection. Many of his inventions were '' hijacked'', and many do not know that this genius invented the radio. I already mentioned that he was belittled and downtrodden like a madman, and the reality was much different. Thus the same, woman which is beautiful and perfect being in our mind, doesn’t have to be like that. As Tesla warns. Not all things are as they seems!!! 
So the same people that run the streets are deceiving. Wearing a mask of good old pandas and seemingly harmless and good people, always ready for a dose of pleasant conversation. And somewhere beneath this facade they are disturbed panda, which has a domestic weapons to kill all the pandas or poison their soul and make them work for their bamboos, and to quickly eat and get back to work, instead of being relaxed lying around and gently nibbling piece by piece. Panda with guns make us forget to love eating bamboo ,make a bamboo hard to come and expensive.But! they look good on T-shirt.

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South Park - Towelie

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 We all know the value of South Park, and we are familiar with the fact that this series is more than the swearing and insults. It calls into question all the beliefs, habits, lifestyle, a fictional human rules, observed by millions and millions of people. Billions. Trillions .
Many are familiar with the epic episode when a young aspiring writer shows up as guest on the Oprah show, and the action in the background where Oprah’s Minge and asshole Gary do sad dialogues about loneliness and marginalization of Oprah. How fucking crazy you have to be to put it on television in America, where the same Oprah main strength. Although this is not a precedent. Many ridiculed Oprah, and would end up on Oprah show promoting this same movie / series in which she get ridiculed for, what else but, thickness. Hollywood creativity in recent years, at a high level.
South Park did it differently. Raw brutality known only to them.you would find me expressing sympathy for Minge to Oprah in person.
Already mentioned aspiring writer is one of the best characters ever seen on television. Towel with handicapped memory, who uses his super powers, getting high,to come up with numerous brilliant plans. Always warning people to carry towels or induces joint. he never refuses, to hang out with his old pal joint, no way. First scene when he gets fired, because he is so stoned that he just mixes some soup over and over, stucked in my mind. You're a towell.No!'re a towell! the King
This shirt is a tribute Towelie, the most powerful figure of all time.Yes! mightier that Bruce Lee himself. And remember forever-

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Breaking Bad

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When I first watched Breaking Bad ,it was like someone is trowing everything I love about TV-shows ,in one show. Drugs ,violence ,smart guy with sunglasses, beatiful  black chickita (Jesse's girlfriend) which smart guy with sunglasses didn't save ,curse him lord please, and did I mentioned drugs or violence.

Ok I love the fact that every episode is like a movie ,and that black dude reminds me of Obama and even more.

This show made desire in me to (first - get chemistry degree and start making drugs in some house on the hill wilderness of my country ,and I asked a local restaurant owner would he bought it,but he threaten me that he would call the police – STRANGE WORLD WE LIVE IN) made a T-shirt of this  GOD/MAN! And after I made it i thought , why not bring a little money into the game.

Meanwhile I learnt how to make blue meth, and every tenth order of my T-shirt gets a special prize. So go ahead and order 10 T-shirts!!!!

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Hunter S. Thompson

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• Hunter S. Thompson (1937-07-18 – 2005-02-20) was an American journalist and author and was regarded by many as the author of the “greatest book on the dope decade” (The New York Times). He was known for his flamboyant writing style, known as Gonzo Journalism, which blurred the distinctions between writer and subject, fiction and non-fiction.
• It’s a stupid, dangerous, HELLISH world . . . But don’t let it FRIGHTEN you!!
• I heard the music, and I wrote to it.
  Some people beat drums. Some people strum guitars.
  It’s all in the music you hear.
• Thompson on George W. Bush
• He knew who I was, at that time, because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was part of the Bush dynasty. But he was nothing, he offered nothing, and he promised nothing. He had no humour. He was insignificant in every way and consequently I didn’t pay much attention to him. But when he passed out in my bathtub, then I noticed him. I’d been in another room, talking to the bright people. I had to have him taken away.
• Politics is the art of controlling your environment. That is one of the key things I learned in these years, and I learned it the hard way. Anybody who thinks that ‘it doesn’t matter who’s President’ has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid War on the other side of the World — or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property — or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons — or locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will wish you had voted.
• Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.
• The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys.
• Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
• Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow confines of most men’s reality. Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final.
• The person who doesn’t scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
• That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn’t entirely conquer — he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation.
• Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they’re attached to dollar signs — unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.
• Objective journalism is one of the main reasons American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long. You can’t be objective about Nixon.

                

• The hippies, who had never really believed they were the wave of the future anyway, saw the election results as brutal confirmation of the futility of fighting the establishment on its own terms. There had to be a whole new scene, they said, and the only way to do it was to make the big move — either figuratively or literally — from Berkeley to the Haight-Ashbury, from pragmatism to mysticism, from politics to dope… The thrust is no longer for “change” or “progress” or “revolution,” but merely to escape, to live on the far perimeter of a world that might have been.

• In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely…. The Swine are gearing down for a serious workout this time around… So much, then, for The Road — and for the last possibilities of running amok in Las Vegas… Well, at least, I’ll know I was there, neck deep in the madness, before the deal went down, and I got so high and wild that I felt like a two-ton Manta ray jumping all the way across the Bay of Bengal.

• I returned to the Holiday Inn — where they have a swimming pool and air-conditioned rooms — to consider the paradox of a nation that has given so much to those who preach the glories of rugged individualism from the security of countless corporate sinecures, and so little to that diminishing band of yesterday’s refugees who still practice it, day by day, in a tough, rootless and sometimes witless style that most of us have long since been weaned away from.

• There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things and never to mingle professionally with each other, except at official functions, when we all wear ties and drink heavily and whoop it up like the natural, good-humored wild boys that we know in our hearts that we are..These occasions are rare, but they happen — despite the forked tongue of fate that has put us forever on different paths…

• Fiction is based on reality unless you’re a fairy-tale artist, you have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material you’re writing about before you alter it.

• But speaking of rules, you’ve been arrested dozens of times in your life. Specific incidents aside, what’s common to these run-ins? Where do you stand vis-à-vis the law?
  “Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there’s a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don’t. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How’s that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma.”

• There was no time for scholarly details, and, besides, I have always believed that a man can fairly be judged by the standards and taste of his choices in matters of high-level plagiarism.

• If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.

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